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Chewy Noels

What, you may ask, is a Chewy Noel? If you’ve been to a FFSC event (circa 2006), you’ve probably had them: they’re the mysterious chewy, nutty confections John Brown sometimes makes.

by John Brown

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Holiday party dessert table

I call them "mysterious" because until I read the ingredients, I had always thought they involved dates, or carob, or something, well, mysterious. Nary a mushroom in them, but they’ll be a fine addition to your holiday celebrations.

Objective:

Dessert

Total Time:

About an hour

Yield:

Varies by appetite

Suggested Mushrooms:

  • Without mushrooms (non applicabilis, sine fungis)

Ingredients

4 eggs

2 cups white sugar

1/4 cup molasses

2 tsp. vanilla

5/8 cups flour

1/2 tsp. salt

1 tsp. baking soda

1/2 cube (2 oz) salted butter

2 cups walnuts

1/2 cup powdered sugar (for rolling pieces in)


If making a double batch, besides doubling everything add an extra egg.

Method

  1. Preheat oven to 350°

  2. Separate 4 eggs, beat till stiff whites, then yolks, mix together.

  3. Add 2 C white sugar, 1⁄4 C molasses and 2 t vanilla, mix. (You may substitute a one pound box of brown sugar.)

  4. Separately mix 5/8 C flour, 1⁄2 t salt, 1 t baking soda: add to above

  5. Melt 1⁄2 cube (2 oz) salted butter into a 9x13 pan

  6. Crumble 2 C walnuts into goo, pour into pan and bake. It can be burnt on top & collapsed in middle.

  7. Bake for about 30 minutes. Doneness test: toothpick comes out clean, but remember that the bottom of cake is intentionally gooey.

  8. Cool, remove from pan, cut into pieces & roll in powdered sugar

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