Call for Entries: FFSC Poetry Contest

Now, since I haven't approved this with any of the other Ministers (in fact, they're learning about it at this very moment) I can't say whether there will be an official winner, or if anyone will actually win anything.

But I can guarantee that all submissions will get published in the next Duff. To put you in the creative spirit, here's a little ditty I came up with.

While munching Amanita velosa

I thought "My God! What have I done!"

I felt awfully sick,

Thought I'd die really quick!

But no, 'twas an allergic reaction.

Sorry. True story. I know you can do better. Send me your poems.